The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.509 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 450 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,410 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 10,220^th in the world and 447^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.